Summary
Elon Musk lashed out online Monday as Tesla stock plunged over 15%, wiping out its post-election rally and shedding 50% of its value since December.
Investors worried about market declines, recession fears, and Tesla’s growing controversy after Musk’s far-right rhetoric and mass government layoffs.
Musk falsely claimed Democratic donors funded anti-Tesla protests and linked critics to Jeffrey Epstein. He amplified conspiracy theories blaming arson attacks on Democrats.
Despite his efforts, Tesla’s collapse cost Musk $23 billion in a single day.
To calm himself from the meltdown, I suggest he ups his dose of ketamine and then pisses blood.
Alternatively, self-immolation is always an option, and ethically correct in his situation.
Wow, the president is really scared, he even had to call trump for a photo op in front of a Tesla
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He went from selling beans to selling shitty cars. The american dream is alive and well
Man. Poor guy. Really gotta feel for the nazi billionaires trying to destroy the world when their feefees get hurt. Chin up, champ!
Sounds like he didn’t work hard enough.
Maybe he should eat less avocado toast.
Schadenfreude intensifies
Trump just f***ed Tesla. It had some coolness left in the brand but Truml just removed that on the White House lawn.
Today so many good news
He lost $23 billion from Tesla and $23 billion from tweeting about Carlos Slim
Has anyone told him about the pulling of bootstraps? I feel that if he really, realllly pulled then he could make that 46 bill back by the end of the week!
Shooting yourself in the head in a bunker speedrun GO!
Tesla’s collapse cost Musk $23 billion in a single day.
yummy.
Oh wow look taking hard political stances is actually bad for business. A fact known for pretty much all of time. I wonder how the self proclaimed genius didn’t see this coming.
The amount of raw, undiluted satisfaction that would come from watching Musk’s fortune disappear would probably be enough to tide me over for the rest of the Trump presidency. I could be sent to a concentration camp slaving away somewhere manufacturing MAGA merch, and I’d still have a smile on my face knowing Elon went broke.
Over the weekend, he shared clip from a Tesla fan account of the prototype for the Cybercab, a two-seater robotaxi the company will allegedly be making by 2026.
It is so accurate they qualified this with “allegedly” in this sentence.
I received 0 money from any Democratic donor. They don’t have to pay me to enjoy watching your downfall.
Some of us spent money to see this happen.
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
He doesn’t seem to be having a good time. It reminds me of the DPH sub.
well deserved!
