The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 个月前Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square198fedilinkarrow-up1751arrow-down121
arrow-up1730arrow-down1imageEvery girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed manlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 个月前message-square198fedilink
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down1·11 个月前I would want to exude this energy: But I know I would exude this energy:
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·edit-211 个月前 If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick! Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
minus-squareDrWeevilJammer@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up46·11 个月前No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
minus-squarefogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 个月前I want you to know this was an angry upvote
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 个月前How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-211 个月前Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.
minus-squareBernie_Sandals@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 个月前This is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.
minus-squareMaeve@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 个月前You … You do know why powdered wigs, don’t you?
minus-squareUltragigagigantic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 个月前With $20, you could buy many peanuts.
minus-squareIlluminostro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 个月前Know why they carried sachets? Because they all smelled like unwashed ass.
minus-squareMaeve@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 个月前Yeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn’t notice?
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·11 个月前Did you just type a stutter?
minus-squareMintyFresh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-211 个月前YYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh! Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.
I would want to exude this energy:
But I know I would exude this energy:
If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!
Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
I want you to know this was an angry upvote
YYYEEEAAHHHH!!!
How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?
He can get another boy for that.
Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.
This is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.
Ah true
I see that as a win also.
You … You do know why powdered wigs, don’t you?
Explain
Head lice.
:-D
With $20, you could buy many peanuts.
Explain how!
Sores from syphilis lol.
Know why they carried sachets? Because they all smelled like unwashed ass.
Yeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn’t notice?
Did you just type a stutter?
YYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh!
Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.
Sounded perfectly to me!