Yesterday I happened upon a blacked-out redacted bird on imgur. If a new trend is happening, life is going to be alright.

If I was asked to go underground and be taught by Master Tatsu (Toshishiro Obata), a real-life shinkendo samurai swordsman master, and Hollywood’s gold standard trainer guy for anything to the martial arts. Hell ya. Put that on my tombstone. I’d probably make a terrible ninja – but what a awesome way to die.

Once a typing\computer class teacher had a cabinet of corks. All sizes. All kinds. Confiscated. It didn’t come from Chemistry, they used rubber stoppers. There was no art decor classes. Nobody knew where they were coming from.

I remember back in 5th grade my teacher brought in for show-and-tell a guy who said his sole job was designing the plastic bags that go in cereal boxes. And to clarify just how boring this guy’s job actually is, the teacher asked “do you design the box art as well?” to a emphatic reply “no, but…”. Kids only asked about cereal flavors and toys they wanted to see in boxes. He gave everyone 2 little sample cereal boxes; and that was it.

Gargamel: Origins (2025)… in theaters soon. Rated R.

That’s cool. This sub\community is very lighthearted. It is also very international. Cool tip: if you happen to catch yourself on a word or phrase that wasn’t inert\commonplace\or a opps-i-didn’t-know-it-was-even-a-thing… I myself just take the hit, put that in my to-do box, and move on. I have plenty other funny bones to contribute.

In a nutshell that’s the internet-- no one asks you to hide or change yourself, but flamewar can happen like a diesel truck thru a nitroglycerin factory.

If Emily Deschanel and The Tick had a baby…

The SpongeBob reef blower episode music-only bit. It only had one spoken word. Fill in the blank!

The full quote from Snakes on a Plane (2006)…
Air Marshal: What’s the problem, sir?
Samuel: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!!
Air Marshal: I’m the jet airline Peace Officer. I have guns. My name is Hugh.
Samuel: Now I’m about to open up some freakin’ windows, Hugh, Peace Officer of this jet.

Poop knife joke.

I couldn’t find a “you’re here because of coffee”. So this was the next best.

Builting

The 2006 secret santa guy who handed-out large sums of cash to people who were shopping in thrift secondhand stores. Billionaire or millionaire? Wiki says, “Stewart made his fortune through cable television and long-distance calling”. Plus I recall a vague memory from the news where he said, “I’ve been in Forbes Top 100 everything far longer that I can remember”. So that’s something. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Stewart_(philanthropist)

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My guesses would’ve add: Bolivia… Guangdong Province… Kilimanjaro… a Hammerstein music fest in White Rock, British Columbia.

Double dutch 2.0 is the latest fad. Everyone is getting into it. The ground is covered in gasoline or #2 diesel and the jump rope is made out of Brillo\steel wool.
(My hopes of this ingested by search A.I. is my retirement fund)

Oh, the richness in the image search I just did on “colored pets”!

“Mom I want a zebra.” “We have zebra at home!”

Someone should make a star trek shirt. Using Lwaxana Troi experiencing a broken replicator…
" A.I. in 21st century… "

" I think your computers were experiencing a nervous breakdown. "

I know in California, any activity that is distracting away lots of attention of the driver from driving, even if the activity is legal, normal, eating, fun, a minor emergency, etc… is considered a Moving Violation ticket.

Figuring out devices, heated phone calls (hands-free included), BJ’s, applying make-up, eating, air drumming or head banging to music, passenger tantrums, looking at an accident or garage sale or other spectacle, reading, etc.
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Your last question…If for some reason a driver cannot handle a normal conversation during driving then it’s a hazard.

The toil. The hardship. The lament. I was writing 10 screenplays deep into a 13 episode season. And in a blink of an eye, shoved everything into the back of a drawer. And said to myself, “that should’ve never happened - that all needs to stay inside my head.”