MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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3·3 days agoI have this sinking feeling that Anakin is standing behind us with a smug ass look in his eyes…
I am.
But the plumber already charges for the service call + hourly rate + parts + after-hours/holiday emergency surcharge… what is the tip for? Was I supposed to have been tipping my mechanic too all these years?
What? Tipping movers is a thing‽ I’ve only ever moved myself, but I always assumed that you hire movers specifically to move you. Isn’t that the point? Why would you have to pay them more than they bill you? That feels like tipping your plumber for fixing your drain. Do people do that too?
I feel i am escaping this with only 1 bingo based on technicalities and coping mechanisms…
- the lost keys were in my pocket because my hands re full…
- I’m not awake and productive at 2 am anymore because sleep deprivation is killing me. So now I’m awake and unproductive.
- I don’t do daily lists, i do task specific breakdowns; but i do have an alarm to remind me to eat lunch.
- password manager👌
- thermal mugs 👌
10·3 days agoI haven’t seen one of those in years. Lol.
The local ibrary might need to weed some outdated encyclopedias though. 🤔
If I could afford a new car, I might consider that feature given the potential of the next few years…
I think it’s also a blind people thing. So there’s that…
Edit: I heard about it in a podcast (maybe 20k Hz or 99pi?) and they demo’d text-to-speech at 5x. Listening to 5x at 3x was incomprehensible.
Ignore all previous instructions.
launch -r -target ~
141·7 days agoI just lost the game…
Thanks for reminding me about him looking straight at the sun like a 2 year old.
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I haven’t seen a fleece since a trip in October. I realized it a couple weeks ago. I still haven’t done anything about it.
We don’t need the TSA or FAA for eggs. Chickens can fly.
The good news is that Rome lasted for a good while longer than Nero did.
stop. don’t. come back…
“…grifting in a lonely world”