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arrow-up1697arrow-down1external-linkPet ownerslemmy.todayDearMoogle@lemmy.today to Funny@sh.itjust.works · edit-215 days agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBlueLineBae@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·15 days agoNothing will wake you up faster than the sound of your pet throwing up
minus-squarewhaleross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·15 days agoThe dog whimpering by the front door because he has diarrhea will.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-214 days agoI was downstairs and felt sick, but I was in the kitchen with a laminate floor so I ran upstairs so I can throw up on your bed. Oh and when I’m done I want to be fed.
Nothing will wake you up faster than the sound of your pet throwing up
hrk… hrk… hrk…
The dog whimpering by the front door because he has diarrhea will.
I was downstairs and felt sick, but I was in the kitchen with a laminate floor so I ran upstairs so I can throw up on your bed.
Oh and when I’m done I want to be fed.