I always thought Santa was a communist, what with the redistribution of wealth and all that red he wears. But nope, he was a fossil fuel venture capitalist through and through.
Santa’s a tankie.
Dresses up red, but enslaves the prolelfs to work in his factory.
Yeah, all the other mythical creatures delivering gifts around winter solstice/Christmas are much more community oriented.
Santa was made by Coca-cola & for one purpose only. And yes, it was for the redistribution of wealth, it’s just that in the opposite direction.
Coca-Cola did not invent Santa.
Coke made the current red and white image of Santa. Santa had already existed for hundreds of years before under several names
Santa being a product of and enforced by Coca-cola, I’m sure this was the main goal all along.
(But then again the naughty coal thing is from Befana & Krampus, maybe something older/more northern)
Coca-Cola did not invent Santa.
ETA for the down voters:
Luckily no one said that!
Nice, didn’t know this one, thanks 🙂
Nah just shoot em. Dead people can’t cause climate change lol.
