The good ending.

Op got a porn studio job.

That job ain’t right.

I would instinctively start to strangle anyone who gives me a 900p screen that isn’t a CRT.

900p on an any LCD monitor at any point in history was always very wrong, something that should not be. Even 1080p is torture for office-ish work.

Yes, having a work desktop (or a virtual insurance somewhere) is great.

Especially if you need to run some intensive jobs.

It ain’t much but it’s honest work, the honestest.

I thrust your mums

“We are so sorry, but don’t let it happen again or you are so fired.”

Yeah, uble that centre of commerce!

They didn’t know they kept the ‘stick to the ground’ magic on, sacrifices were needed.

Dang, I would love to be longbowed by a dommy mommy.

Fuck this iSucc guy.

War is peas.

Freedom is celery.

Ignorance is spinach.

He may drop a few nukes and it’s a legal third term.

Then again, due to the complicity of everyone in power it can be done with even less paperwork (there will still be nukes but purely for entertainment, and pillaging).

I love it, but even lesser bogs suit me.

We can’t even seize the memes back (from the megacorps of Twatter, Google, Facebook, Reddit, etc).

Yet I’m hopeful there will come a time people will see the fossy light, the means working for the people and the better of society.

People who don’t put their horse cock dimensions into their resume don’t deserve to have their CVs read.

Next!

We are just getting old and our backs hurt too much, ok?

Glory to the USSP!!

Ty, I understood that, I was making a joke about how pasta tastes good.

… which words are a snack? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mmmm, fried donghnut