Imagine having to blow your instrument
this comment was made by percussion gang
I know this comments wasn’t written by percussion gang because it isn’t in crayon and it uses words.
I’d rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.
yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.
The rusty trombone is a classic.
Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.
Imagine having to finger your instrument’s clitorises for it to change notes.
And that’s not even touching what the French Horns are doing.
Twisted fister makes her moan so good.
Imagine only having 3 buttons on your instrument. Brought to you by the woodwinds gang
Bonus
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my trombone because it’s the loudest instrument in the band.
Trumpeteers are jelly because they don’t have an equivalent to Trombone Champ
My 12 year son plays the trumpet. He’d love this meme.
But I will not show it to him.
his only comment, as he turns away to try to hide the embarrassment forming in his cheeks, would probably be ‘thanks. i… uh… already saw that one’
