That is, um, terrifying.

I’d very much like to

Ha! You’re not wrong.

But I only packed these sweatpants :(

God, what a choice. Catholicism or the British. Holy shit.

Hoo ha

Thank you, that’s awesome

One lobotomy, please.

FUCK.

<:3 )~

But, like, what happened?

I get regular cravings for papaya. I am a masochist.

That’s a good one. Ass clown is also good.

Large

Experience the luxury of JERBCHEST

“It’s”

Doesn’t everybody?

I’ll get my gloves

Nothing here is cheap.

My dumbass Republican father wants to do away with USPS entirely and rely solely on existing private businesses, such as FedEx or UPS.

He lives in Tucson, AZ. So, not exactly country. But he’s fucking stupid.