Hello you awesome people,
Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.
So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!
Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning
Bob, short for Bobert. So that every time he has to say his full name to anyone on the phone or fill out forms somewhere, he has to repeatedly explain that, no, it’s not Robert, it’s Bobert.
Best one so far
Extra points if you tell him it’s because of Lauren Boebert, the classiest woman to walk this earth.
/s
Ted, get off of Lemmy.
Robert with a B
Tombert.
Ngl i have considered calling every Rob/Bob i know Bobert, but i like this idea better
I knew someone who did that to me in high school. I hated him, for many reasons, mind, but that was one. I hated him enough to be almost glad his wife died. Not that I am, and nothing against her, just… fuck him.
I’ve been called Bert by one guy, and sometimes I wonder if I should have run with that. Another guy would call me Rootbeer. I was totally fine with that, as you can see.
Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Little Bobby Tables as we call him.
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The only winner here is his sister who’s name was not as publicized. Exa Dark Siderael
Sounds like a hidden boss in a final fantasy game
Actually so many boss fights in life
The only way to escape a name like that is to take a phallic rocket to mars and start a new colony
Sue.
He’d hunt you down and beat the snot out of you!
More like “Suetable”
Pubert
Only if Pube is considered as it’s diminutive!
Her comes lil Pubey!
Fucking Pubert!
Adolf
Adolf is actually a really good name, if you go by the exact meaning. It comes from Adalwolf, meaning noble wolf. But too bad people associate it with Hitler.
That wouldn’t fly with the city clerk in Belgium. But then again, one can always try!
Should have made a joke with “nein”, but people would be Fuhrerious about it!
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The post clearly asked for the worst names, not the very best /s
He said worst, not best.
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“Hello 911? I’ve just witnessed a murder.”
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First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I’m just going to list a few real names I’ve heard. Middles included.
Wynter Obsidian
Ocean Zebediah
Buck Shot
We were gonna go with Winter Grace. Really-really. There are reasons. But, due to other reasons, kids didn’t happen.
Jimothy
Tomathan
Kevincent
Jachary
Esteburt
Stanthony
Dr. Glaucomflecken taking notes over here…
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Grzegorz is a perfectly normal name, and it’s not their fault if they have a difficult surname 😔
It’s probably not even difficult in Poland either
Well, there’s a bit of context behind it:
The name is a meme in Poland and comes from the 1969 adventure-comedy mini-series Jak rozpętałem drugą wojnę światową (How I unleashed World War 2).
In the second episode, the main character is in hiding insideof Nazi Germany after escaping from a Prisoner of War camp. He is eventually arrested for an unrelated reason and this is the fake name he gives to the German bureaucrat using the typewriter. Unsurprisingly, he is baffled by the spelling, especially once he gets it right… since he gets an even more difficult fake birthplace to spell by the MC.
Edit: If you mean Grzegorz, it means George and isn’t too difficult, I suppose.
sounds like it could be a dortmund 2011 player
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Hahaha, thanks.
A friend went with Gilbert, which seems like a strong contender.
Gilli gilli!
As someone who grew up in Gilbert, I suddenly feel dirtier.
Organ farm #17.
- Spanko
- Twallypod
- Roooooo
- Meganginipple
- Nipple
- Craig
- Nart
- Puddin
- Sue
- Ticksy
- Ewwgross
I too have heard the legend of Spanko.
