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Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.

Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.

If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems

Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.

Man, there are surfers who’ve never caught a wave that big

It’s obviously superior to FAT31

Clearly you’ve never wanted to submit a seven-fingered hand as part of the return

Hours invested in that game of the devil

https://atxtoday.6amcity.com/culture/fabulous-history-of-leslie-cochran

Austin used to have Leslie. He was frequently seen riding around Town Lake on his bike, sporting naught but his hot pants or brightly colored thong. RIP

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

I love the German language. I’m sure they have a word for “why waste time creating new words when combining some old words will do.”

As will Apple refusing to change a chat bubble color. Let’s fix both.

If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.

I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.

Reporter: And how do you feel about this?

Me, A Gen Xer: Ehh… whatever

You go get your side hustle on, player!

No. There are too many people on this planet.

Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.