How about an adolescent kangaroo?

    • ccunning@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Their error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.

    • Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I’m so fucked. But I’ll wedge myself in deep, if I’m going down I’m taking it with me!

      (reality would be it’d surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)