Only if it could upload my consciousness to the cloud after I die like in that one episode of Black Mirror where the old women end up dying together but they end up living in a custom-built paradise forever.

To be quite honest, my own parents. They tried really hard to give me and my siblings a good life.

That’s what I thought, too. It’s almost like a second nature to wave my hand across those automatic doors.

If you’re driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.

I just thought everybody did this…

The sad part is that despite being a convicted felon he will most likely never see the inside of a jail cell.

You’d think…

…but what does the government have?

If a convicted felon loses their right to vote, they should not be allowed to run for president.

/thread

Now we just use it for sharing pictures of cats and boobs

A cesspool of white supremacists and pedophiles?

Why are you even still on Reddit? Should have quit years ago.

Microsoft peaked in '98

At least it isn’t Windows 10.

Well, shit. If that’s the last nail in the coffin, I’ll be the first one at the funeral with the hammer.

That site is overdue to crash and burn. I’m honestly shocked it’s taken this long.

Is that Epstein’s list?

Well, Shit.

That can’t be good.

I’m pretty sure I know at least three of them…

If it hasn’t happened yet, it’s never going to happen.