I heard they are always trembling because they are too small to retain their body heat. And they are aggressive because everyone else is too big and scary.

These poor dogs literally spend most of their lives cold and terrified.

A few years ago, I gave up a job opportunity at Uber. The interview had a leet code step and no way I am spending Elden Ring’s launch week grinding leet code.

South Korea should pay back by sending balloons with toilet paper

From my experience working for a management consulting firm. It’s more like everyone knows what the problems are and how to fix them, but they are too scared of screwing up to do something about it.

So they hire a consultancy company to tell them what they already knew and take the blame if something goes wrong.

“No one ever gets fired for hiring McKinsey”

Definitely capitalism. These companies are under constant pressure from shareholders to increase profits year over year.

Once they can’t increase profits by growing the market share anymore, they increase it by making their products shittier.

I get the feeling their hardware quality is dropping fast. The old stuff was great.

My old MX Anywhere 2 survived four years of abuse before getting the double click issue, I’ve been using my G533 headset almost every day for five years now and it’s still going strong, but the “top of the line” mouse I bought two years ago is already dead.

The left button trigger broke. I couldn’t drag and click anymore.

Same thing happened with my MX Anywhere 2, but at least that one lasted four years.

Logitech is getting shittier…

Their hardware is also garbage. My MX Anywhere 3 lasted only two years. I had no brand Chinese mice that lasted longer.

The real Silksong are the clown friends we made along the way

I was in a similar situation. A few weeks after I got hired, the project I was hired for was cancelled, so they “benched” me.

I spent three months being paid to do whatever I wanted, didn’t even need to go to the office. It was nice at first, but I felt useless and miserable after a couple of months.

This made me understand why some people keep working long after they have enough to retire.

Recover from any injury by eating whole cheese wheels

That actually happened with a former coworker of mine, the clumsiest person I’ve ever met. (Me being the second one)

One of the bathrooms at the hotel we were staying at had a mirror covering the entire wall. Of course the clumsy guy tried to walk into the mirror, bashing his face. It was hilarious!

IMO, the Vita is the best platform for playing Hotline Miami.

Try Soul Sacrifice Delta if you are into dark games.

If you are into action RPGs, check out Odin Sphere.

Also, a good chunk of the PS1 and PSP libraries are compatible with the Vita, so it’s worth trying out some classics. I still boot up my Vita once in a while just to play Symphony of the Night.

Face eating leopards are eating good tonight!

He will finally drain the swamp!

That’s a similar concept to a game called Trillion God of Destruction, in which you need to train waifus fighters to defeat a monster with 1 trillion HP. Chipping away his HP each attempt, but killing the girl in the process.

Would be an awesome game if it wasn’t for the anime bullshit.

That would explain Elon Musk being concerned about the Sun engulfing Earth a billion years from now

Smartphones. Most people don’t need to buy the latest and greatest iPhone every year.

Humble Bundle does that. Their subscription comes with a collection of DRM free games you can just download and keep forever even if you cancel it.

Yeah, I think it was in Assassin’s Creed 2. At the time, people were unable to play the single player game they bought at launch because Ubisoft shitty authentication service couldn’t handle the load.

Guess who didn’t have that problem…