You can take my gherkin from my cold dead hands.

Of copse it is!

Surely you’d want a dry wine with a sugary regurgitated course?

Gurkthenon

It’s pretty exciting for everyone else at the dog park too.

At least she didn’t pull a boner.

The classic Garage Queen (Live to Ride) brings a tear to my eye, and Shiny Side Up! is always a crowd favorite.

Erection

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable

Quid pro quo, of course.

I don’t know where they found that laptop, but a 1999 powerbook was really like this:

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No one is stopping you from putting bacon in your cereal.

I know this is semantics, but because most people are vaccinated and the virus isn’t spreading uncontrolled, it’s not an epidemic/pandemic any longer; it’s just endemic. You should still wash your hands and wear a mask if you’re sick or around sick people, but covid isn’t a daily problem for most people now.

No, we have a vaccine now so its not an epidemic anymore.

We do have the gin.

Look, just be careful that you don’t confuse proplutoism with antineptunotism.

They were on to something though.