Agreed. There are a lot of people and a lot of guns in the world, so I won’t say that it’s never happened. The vast majority of those cases, though, are suicides or failed suicides where they’re trying to save face and/or make sure the life insurance still pays out.

I think I only have half that much left on my loan. Also my loan is at 2.49%. It really wouldn’t make sense to pay it off right now.

And this is made by Valve, not third parties.

Unironocally, the line they’re going with is this

“[O]f course he knew about the girls as he asked ghislaine to stop.”

See? He asked Ghislaine to stop cause that’s the kind of stand up person he is. He wasn’t involved.

One time a bouncer took my friend’s actual ID. He just got a bug up his ass or something and started taking all out of state IDs. He’s like “well, call the cops if you want it back” thinking we wouldn’t. So I had to call the cops which was super annoying.

Look at the turd cutter on you

There aren’t any actual flash games, though, since flash itself is long dead

Evil ages poorly I guess

I don’t know what everyone’s on about. I’m pretty sure this is explained in the first launch tutorial. You press power and volume up at the same time.

Meh. Fuck the state.

I don’t think the casket would bow under her heel like that if it was real. I think it’d be real hard wood.

Yup. “That’s not on me! Your email was compromised! That’s between your email provider and you!”

The long forgotten neutral

“We don’t think you should die because you’re gay. It’s because you’re poor.”

Any suggestion of effective tactics to remove the president are met with removal.

It’s not legal.

It bothers me

She isn’t worthy

Accountant: “How the fuck do we have shrinkage on a door!?”

Any answer that doesn’t make this the main point is off the mark.