And money! Mostly money tbh.

Yes and

No, this is a hold my beer kind of thing.

Give me unlimited energy from the molten core of the earth and I will fuck around and find out.

How much time has passed? This is perfectly normal depreciation for a computer over 2-3 years.

Not during the Jurassic period, they didn’t have cars.

Thats what I’m starting to think. Is every lazy person actually undiagnosed adhd

Is lazy a synonym for adhd?

Sure, punish farmers. That’l surely solve it.

Step 1: get reelected

Step 2: resign

Step 3: First female president

Least offensive thing he said all night

Looks like a Real Doll

Gatekeeping is cool and makes you a bigger man.

Hyperbole undermines credibility

Bad news…

I think a lot of people saw it and let it happen because taxis suck

We did see it. Everyone saw it, and it worked anyway.

Don’t forget gatekeeper replies to honest newcomer questions

Visible works well for me

Light speed is very slow

No. At best maybe a few reach the nearest inhabitable solar system.