I always knew I was cursed by a wizard

Chess 3.0 just dropped

“Oh no, some of the citations are available online for free”

He caught one of the nursemaids speaking G*rman to the infant and the experiment had to be aborted. RIP

ha ha it me

I doubt there was actual vote-rigging on any serious scale. But it’s hilarious that Trump’s syphilis-riddled brain thinks that’s why he won.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_(chess)

They do come from a land down under…

Alexander the Adequate

“Pug, you’re an incredibly smart kid, but you’re lazy.”

Me, unable to remember homework, but acing every test and going above-and-beyond on any project with freeform requirements, leading to solid Bs and Cs despite half my assignments being a flat 0 for not being turned in: “Yeah.”

… kind of wish someone looked a little deeper into the issue at the time.

“Against boredom, even the dogs struggle in vain” - Fried Rice Neat She

Literally one of the first things I noticed about NCD back on The Old Place was that it was incredibly LGBT friendly. It was one of the reasons I felt comfortable enough to stick around. I’m not LGBT, but there’s always a sense of dread with certain interests lending themselves to… unpleasant views. Knowing NCD was super LGBT friendly was like, yes, good, these are my people, pure shitposters

Considering that US liberals were the main participants in the Floyd protests, ‘arguing with liberals’ seems like a bizarre label for this.

“The King must die so that the game may live!”

“Are women bourgeois?” - A Man With A Funny Tie

No, no, I was assured Hillary Clinton was Basically The Same as Trump and Both Sides Were Bad.

It fucking stuns me that we still use coal in this day and age.

Franco Colombu, a fellow bodybuilder and close friend of Schwarzenegger’s

My great-uncle used to play chess by mail.