I have known a few women who have a cum fetish, but only one who would want me to cum on the things for her to enjoy

I was just not comfortable with cumming on the floor so she could lick it up. She was definitely a power-bottom, and I hope she found happiness somewhere

This is so damned true.

Like how people relaxed once Biden was voted in, thinking that America had learnt what a clusterfuck Trump was

Yanks never seem to learn

The only way you’re getting content this specific is to ask someone to make it for you

I’d start by asking fetish content creators. I’m sure you already know this, but you ain’t getting this shit for free

Oh, I’m definitely not expecting the US to do the right thing, or even the less awful thing

I fully expect laws to be broken, people to be persecuted, and the entire system thrown into such disarray that your backwards excuse for a country becomes a dictatorship akin to Russia

But there’s a small part of me that thinks that maybe it won’t

It’s a fucking small part.

I’m feeling a very dangerous thing:

Hope

I was pretty close to writing 'Murica off as a lost cause. You lot keep doing the most fucking horrible things

Please don’t break my heart yet again

Ask to DM, or invite them to DM you.

Also, make sure you actually establish a rapport. A couple of comments back and forth in a sub is premature. If you see them commenting regularly on things, then engage there, over a period of time. Let them get a feel for you

Bear in mind that reddit is not usually a good place to find a partner. I say usually because I actually met my fiancée on reddit…

We’re very much the exception rather than the rule though

Good luck to you!

I got permanently banned for violence

I said “bad bot” to someone saying Elmo didn’t do a nazi salute

They’ll use whoever is useful

As a New Zealander, I endorse this message

I’m a lucky bastard!

So are you

This probably sounds like some sort of line, but I really don’t notice other people

I can see someone and recognise that they’re beautiful, or even sexy, but I don’t find them attractive

My woman is the most beautiful in the world, and I just don’t have any interest in anyone else. I really don’t notice them

I’d usually agree, but for the fact that it’s absolutely skewering Trump and Vance

It’s incredibly disturbing

Hopefully it has them both absolutely seething

It was very creepy, and very malicious

It all depends on the vibe

I’m a naturist, so nudity in itself isn’t inherently sexual to me

That means that it’s more about the “intent” of what I’m seeing. Just seeing someone naked only means they’re naked. If there’s an effort made with sexy undies, or a particular pose, or even just a mischievous look in her eye, that’s what’ll get my motor running

Always nice to have a fan!

Always nice to have a fan!

Just as long as you laughed

It was someone who I had worked with who recognised a tattoo or something. I don’t know who

I don’t live somewhere where I could be fired on a whim, like so many awful parts of the US, but the company was worried about “reputational damage” so they were going to make life difficult.

I hated the job, so I walked out (after making sure that they would pay me everything I was owed, which was tens of thousands of dollars in entitlements)

The guys who I worked with were celebrating me, I walked out of that place a living legend.

I promise, there’s a lot of work that goes into doing this to make it safe!

I already told you that someone can decide to share your images without your consent

They can put them anywhere, they can pretend to be you

They can send them to your family, your friends, your colleagues, your employers

I don’t know how much more clear I can possibly be