• @CareHare@sh.itjust.works
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    5510 months ago

    The transcript shows a combative Trump, who was named as a defendant in the case alongside his company and three of his children, at times barely allowing lawyers to get a word in. The former president frequently seems personally offended by the idea that his net worth is being questioned.

    I LOL’d big time. Trump can’t phantom the idea of someone finding out he’s not as well off as he tries to convey to the masses.

    Tiny little baby. Awww.

      • @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        2210 months ago

        I prefer the mental image of the other way, like Trump crying and hiding his face while the Phantom of the Opera stands over him yelling: WE KNOW YOUR NET WORTH IS LOWER THAN YOU TELL EVERYONE!

  • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    3310 months ago

    Even though he was under oath, does anyone actually believe this? I mean, except MAGA hats, of course.

    • The Snark Urge
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      5410 months ago

      The only possible takeaway for me on the face of it is that at some point he nearly caused a nuclear Holocaust.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      1010 months ago

      No, of course not, that’s what makes it so amusing. Who would believe that utter horseshit unless you worship him like a cult leader?

  • @LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world
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    3010 months ago

    “I averted nuclear holocaust…that I instigated. Anyways, I should be allowed to commit unlimited treasons since I am the nuclear war hero now”

  • @SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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    2210 months ago

    Trump gets dumber every time he opens his mouth.

    That little barb in there from the state attorney saying they’d be there all night if Trump didn’t stop giving speeches in response to every question is beautiful.

  • Peruvian_Skies
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    1910 months ago

    I averted a nuclear holocaust ten minutes ago via the Butterfly Effect. You’re welcome.

  • @Red_October@lemmy.world
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    1810 months ago

    Okay but is it really averting a Nuclear Holocaust when you’re the president and you’re entertaining those intrusive thoughts, only to then decide not to initiate a nuclear holocaust? I mean, you don’t really get to say you stopped a mass shooter, when all you did was not go on a mass shooting.

  • @starrox@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    Unfit for office, unfit for trial… is there ANYTHING this guy is not unfit for?!

    e: ah yes… fucking prostitutes. he MAY be fit for that.

    • flipht
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      210 months ago

      Seems like what he was told by a person talking him out of pushing the button.