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minus-squarenocturne@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up181·6 days agoHe needs to hurry up and od on ketamine before he figures out to upload his consciousness into neuralink and we end up in Altered Carbon.
minus-squareLORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·6 days agoIt takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker?
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·6 days agoJust keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course.
minus-squareturdcollector69@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoThe truth is, the tub was rigged from the start
minus-squarescathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoLiterally all we gotta do is cyber bully him harder collectively. He sleeps next to a pistol and has a known substance abuse issue which clouds his perception. One good K-hole and we can call it
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agococaine is probably easier to acquire for him.
minus-squareAlmacca@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoLead poisoning should do it, at high velocity.
minus-squareNauticalNoodle@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoLong term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications.
minus-squareLettyWhiterock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·6 days agoIf he uploads his consciousness I’m going to download a copy of it, mod it into the Sims, and torture it on loop.
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoRelated story of the horrors of uploading yourself 🤭 https://qntm.org/mmacevedo
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agococaine is most likely to OD you than KETAMINE.
minus-squareZoot@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoWill just say it is really fucking hard to od on cocaine and it is one of the scariest feelings you can experience. Well unless you have a death wish
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agonot if you combine it with multiple drugs. which ketamine-musk is likely doing.
He needs to hurry up and od on ketamine before he figures out to upload his consciousness into neuralink and we end up in Altered Carbon.
It takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker?
Just keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course.
The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start
Literally all we gotta do is cyber bully him harder collectively. He sleeps next to a pistol and has a known substance abuse issue which clouds his perception. One good K-hole and we can call it
cocaine is probably easier to acquire for him.
Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity.
Long term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications.
If he uploads his consciousness I’m going to download a copy of it, mod it into the Sims, and torture it on loop.
Related story of the horrors of uploading yourself 🤭
https://qntm.org/mmacevedo
cocaine is most likely to OD you than KETAMINE.
Will just say it is really fucking hard to od on cocaine and it is one of the scariest feelings you can experience. Well unless you have a death wish
not if you combine it with multiple drugs. which ketamine-musk is likely doing.