It’s weird when it’s an otherwise totally normal eating establishment. Like if you just make normal looking burgers at a normal burger place, it’s weird to sexualize that.
However, if you’re gonna sexualize a liitle, just go whole fuckin hog. There’s a kickass queer waffle place near me that makes waffles in the shape of cocks and clits, and all of the menu items are stuff like “The Twinkstuffer.” Everyone knows what they signed up for the second they enter the door, so order that cockwaffle with your chest.
I went googling just to see if it was unique enough to find (alas I suspect ‘twinkstuffer’ was a made up example, not a real one); I’d guess it’s in Seattle because a bunch came up in my search, and they were all in Seattle.
One of my lotto ideas is to open the greatest dudebro sports bar the world has ever seen, with our party piece being the most delicious and unlimited chicken wings that could be found anywhere.
And name the place “Cocksmokers” to make said dude bros uncomfortable.
It’s weird when it’s an otherwise totally normal eating establishment. Like if you just make normal looking burgers at a normal burger place, it’s weird to sexualize that.
However, if you’re gonna sexualize a liitle, just go whole fuckin hog. There’s a kickass queer waffle place near me that makes waffles in the shape of cocks and clits, and all of the menu items are stuff like “The Twinkstuffer.” Everyone knows what they signed up for the second they enter the door, so order that cockwaffle with your chest.
I don’t want you to dox yourself, but damn, I want to know more about this restaurant. It sounds like a fun place for a date.
I went googling just to see if it was unique enough to find (alas I suspect ‘twinkstuffer’ was a made up example, not a real one); I’d guess it’s in Seattle because a bunch came up in my search, and they were all in Seattle.
What a city
It’s not Biscuit Bitch, but Biscuit Bitch is the same aesthetic naming. All biscuits are ____ bitch or bitch ____
This is what happens when it constantly rains and you don’t get outside enough :p
One of my lotto ideas is to open the greatest dudebro sports bar the world has ever seen, with our party piece being the most delicious and unlimited chicken wings that could be found anywhere.
And name the place “Cocksmokers” to make said dude bros uncomfortable.