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oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago

Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago
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Medical tribunal rules ‘very low risk’ of Suhail Anjum, who had been dismissed by hospital in Greater Manchester, repeating behaviour
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  • HubertManne@piefed.social
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    14 days ago

    Did she not enjoy it? Is he going to try again after more practice.

  • CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one
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    22 days ago

    Bullshit. Doctor Who would never leave a patient during an operation to have sex. I’m not sure The Doctor ever has sex. Well maybe Tenant’s clone but he wasn’t really The Doctor at that point was he?

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    the everfucking fuck, he’s an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can’t.

    • qarbone@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      15 seconds?

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        20 days ago

        oh look at johnny 20 seconds here

  • FuckFascism@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    If a retail worker did that shit they’d get fired on the spot. What a shit show smfh.

    • nandeEbisu@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      He did get fired. He just didn’t lose his medical license.

    • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Much harder to replace a trained anaesthetist than a retail worker, though.

      • FuckFascism@lemmy.world
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        20 days ago

        Not a good excuse

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Was the operation a success?

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      22 days ago

      Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.

      • Carighan Maconar@piefed.world
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        22 days ago

        8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.

        • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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          21 days ago

          That’s why the doctor needs the practise.

      • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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        22 days ago

        came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?

        • errer@lemmy.world
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          and the patient came too, no harm !

  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    A whole lot of you seem to prefer your narcissistic surgeon to operate on you while horny out of his mind. If he’s got a boner to the point he can’t concentrate, and I can be kept stable a few minutes, and he has a willing partner, be my guest.

    • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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      21 days ago

      Do you really want to be operated on by someone who has an unyielding boner when youre lying there cut open on the table? If anything should be a boner killer I would think thats it

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    If the operation went well, I wouldn’t care what my doc got up to during surgery. If it was really that much of a distraction and they can knock it out real quick I say go for it

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