The tomato’s off. Would you like a France Lettuce and France?

then downvote, move on, maybe set up a filter to catch the comic strip idk. not everything is for everyone. it’s shitty to complain about something because you are not its target audience

jokes about the sheriff’s secret police’s luxury spa and reeducation center just hit different now

one of our cats learned to snore listening to my father. she’d walk up and snore at you

I was wondering why the goofy looking pistols looked goofy

I roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance

I’m torn. I’m not sure I believe it, but I also don’t think she is capable of premeditated deceit. I hope I’m wrong, but i expect it to last as long as an idf cease fire.

If anything it’s too short

Could I have a France, lettuce, avocado and tomato please?

He’s turning colors. Something wrong is going on. Like, breathe dude.

do you have a non-spotify link? I like bandcamp personally, which is to say i dislike it the least. i need to get another ipod

/c/jonspropanery?

the lion will unless he wants the lioness to swat anything that looks like a dingleberry

the roman’s name (panthera) is a pun on virgin (parthena), according to an unreliable scholar i met

that’s why i just talk to my cats when i’m home alone. sometimes when my wife is home, she thinks it’s cute.

i pretend their meows are parts of an actual conversation, and then respond to what i’m imagine they’re saying based off their tone.
the orange one complains about his sister a lot.

i’m not christian. my god enjoys creative blasphemy. what’s your point?

yeah, i was part of one of those "pepsi challenge"s back in the 90s. Blind taste test of coke and pepsi. I am not photogenic enough to star in a commercial, so i pointed at the coke (hidden under a box or something i don’t remember) and said “i like the coke better”. They did not want my contact information.

you’re not supposed to drink it. you’re supposed to sip it (or mix with rum)

is RC Cola the default?

does it pass the first two criteria of the harkness test:

Intelligence: Does the character have human-level or greater intelligence?
Communication: Can the character talk or otherwise communicate with language?
Maturity: Is the character of sexual maturity for its species?

if yes, abuse of sapients. if no, animal cruelty