• dildobaggins69@lemmy.world
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    If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.

    Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are “melting” and “going wild” for him.

    Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.

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    This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I’m shaving off the winter beard … I’ll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife… However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I’d hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.

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    Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn’t he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?

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      If Trump is an indicator of anything is that having no shame whatsoever is a major plus to succeed. When Trump talks about winning and success absolutely no mention of how horrifically he failed all his businesses except for the stuff his dad made sure he would not fuck with (because if he loses those then he will truely be destitute) will ever change his perspective.

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        I mean, Trump filed for bankruptcy 6 times JUST on his casinos. CASINOS. A literal license to take people’s money and he couldn’t figure it out.

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          The failure of his Atlantic City casinos is legendary. People at the time were even commenting on the news on how stupid Trump’s management and planning style was. Basically making his own casinos compete and cannibalize one another instead of working against the competition.

          Also Trump is all gaudy trash and looks over functionality. If Trump was born a generation prior he would have been so thoroughly ostracized by wealthier New Yorkers that he would never have had any business connections to work with. He was extremely lucky he ‘came of age’ in the 80s when showy displays of wealth started becoming more in vogue.

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    Lex Luther meets Adolf Hitler looks with blue eyes, and they just didn’t know what to do. They’re like melting.

    Self-confidence is everything folks.
    If you ever look into the mirror and feel a little silly for any reason, take a deep breath.
    At least you’re not the clown who thinks Hitler x Lex Luther is attractive to any person.

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    “Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual.”

    Remind you of anyone?

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    He seems desperate for attention now that all of right wing media is following the same playbook

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    Uncontrolled heaving? Retching? Reverse peristalsis? Hives? Eczema? Purulent sores? Spontaneous human combustion? Missing time due to effects of alien abductions?

    What wild effect?

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    It reminds me of the scene in Clerks 2 where Randall wants to bring the term “porch monkeys” back

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        It was the first time I had ever heard the word. There are too many slurs out there.

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          And I think that’s what’s great about it and gives the whole inclusion in the story value. There are things people don’t know and they earnestly don’t understand why they get heat until they get clued in.

          Hard to shift thought patterns that are well established when they don’t make sense to you (closing your mind to learning is an entirely different ball of wax as well)

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          Growing up in suburban St Louis, Missouri I thought I’d heard them all. And then someone said mooncricket.

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        Ugh me when I met a dog (black lab) named Tar Baby. Just thought it was a dog name. Tf is wrong with people