“free” shit costs a spell slot, you know?
Free() can destroy the world. Believe me. I know. I am a C programmer.
To me, this just raises all sorts of questions about how magic works, mechanically speaking, in this setting. Does this only work on water in a container (which is not really a thing scientifically speaking) because that’s the consensus of what practitioners believe it can do? Was the spell designed like this by its inventor?
Salt is worth 5cp per pound in D&D 2025 (a source)
I wouldn’t lose my salt over that.
Oh shit, that means I can a bucket of salt into free sea water.
Could you threaten the salt vendor with that?
I cast destroy water on the fluid lining of his brain.
That would fall under the first part of this meme. You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed in which case I feel like there’s a far easier method of murder.
If I cut someone do they count as an open container?
If someone opens their mouth do they count as an open container?
Their intestines might, but not their lungs. Lungs are more liek a sponge
Nope, people are tubes, not containers
Yeah, people are like these tubes specifically.
Just as fuckable, too
i can use create/destroy water on blood to get iron for my weapons?
Bloodplasma is mostly water, but blood is only about 55% plasma. Unsurprisingly, your blood actually has a LOT of stuff in it, like red blood cells.
Unless you want to count water in cells, but that would do the stuff that the spell doesn’t do.
