Do you like PETA?
YES! love them.
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: “crazy hot,” or “sneak into my bedroom, please.”
They all universially think he’s crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.
What’s your favourite pizza topping?
Also garry the snail.
I wonder what’s worse :(
Spongebob.
If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?
Literally nothing. I legit can’t get myself to speak to anyone I like.
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
I’m going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered “how do you prefer to talk about Linux?”
That isn’t as effective.
Interrupting people extremely often.
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
What is the biggest faux pas on a date, in your opinion?
What’s your favorite cut of human meat, and who are you looking to murder and eat next?
I don’t have a favourite, but I’m a fan of Cory Doctorow.
Which industry do you work in?
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
How many mouse sized horses do you think you can take in a fight with no weapons in an open field? Also what weapon would let you double that number?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
I’ve never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?
At least 3.
Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.
If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?
With a spoon. sometimes a fork.
Wow, I don’t even need to change that one. FORK??
If there’s no spoon?
Well, if it’s out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy
I just found out I have tuberculosis and that I will probably die within a year.
Pretty good ngl.
