Summary
Donald Trump’s cryptocurrency, $Trump, has led to $2 billion in investor losses.
Launched three days before his inauguration, the meme coin initially surged from $0.18 to $75, allowing early traders to profit massively.
However, its value has since plummeted to $17, leaving over 810,000 crypto wallets at a loss.
Meanwhile, Trump and his family have earned over $100 million in trading fees.
My heart goes out to these people. In order to help make them whole, I’ll be launching a new crypto currency. This one is going to the moon, so go ahead and buy now!