• Monkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.com
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    No, if we where lucky it’d be immediately courtesy of a meteor or something that couldn’t be reasonably viewed as a conspiracy to make him a martyr.

    On schedule will be the result of a perpetual fight to keep him and his monkeys in check.

    • BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works
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      If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.

      • superkret@feddit.org
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        What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?

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            What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "

            And then trump spontaneously combusted.

          • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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            “Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.”

            THANKS, OBAMA!

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      Let’s be honest- they’re a cult.

      No matter when that fat orange traitor dies, they’re going to claim it was murder. Because why shouldn’t an obese 80-year-old cheeseburger-guzzling sleep-deprived amphetamine-addicted deadbeat live to be 200?

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      I was gonna try and find some way to secret a tesla coil in the Oval Office and aim it for the resolute desk.

      Meteors sound reasonable. Good idea. There’s plenty of NASA peeps who are suddenly available too!