• superkret@feddit.org
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    What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?

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        What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "

        And then trump spontaneously combusted.

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        “Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.”

        THANKS, OBAMA!