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Because you’re supposed to rest your muscles, not clench your asshole…
If that was true they’d call if a _relax_lette, not a _toil_lette
It’s called a John Crapper, thank you very much, stranger
Because you don’t eat enough fiber or drink enough water?
Because I am a dark Lord who slayeth demons and angels.
lactose intolerant and had too much cheese?
Fire and brimstone follow my feet
Sorry, can’t relate as I drink copius amount of water.
Food poisoning cares not for your hydration levels
it’s actually wrest with a silent w.
