Sorry, I only date women who would prefer to wear the French maid outfit themselves.
Same but for men
Four kids??
Yeah. If they die, you can sell the tombstone for money.
My sister found my Sims game where I was married to my neighbor (her friend). My character was a biker with a leather jacket and an American flag bandana.
I had forgotten but now I must spend the next hour curled up in a ball, whimpering.
Was this your character?
Where is this from?
Someone already answered, but also here’s the full interaction rather than just America guy:
It’s from YuGiOh abridged.
Pretty sure this was the on-air version.
Reality
Too close for comfort.
Own that shit
OP should text their sister, bring up this memory, and then ask for her friend’s number.
Why would he need to ask his sister for his own wifes number?
If you get married in the game, you get married for real. Everyone knows that.
Which avatar is the most detailed and accurate?
Mine - most likely to be left behind chained up in a basement.
Theirs - most likely to be left behind at a cocktail party.
The maid’s - most likely to be left behind in a threesome.
Well yeah, presumably for any given threesome, the pov is going to be two behinds at some point, but it doesn’t matter if you’re the left behind or the right behind or long as everybody’s enjoying themselves.