Super Mario Bros 3 is better than any other game at being Super Mario Bros 3. And I kinda like that. I think it’s neat. I like that I can just play the same game I played when I was 7. Same exact game. Compare that to today, and if your game from today is even playable at all in 30 years, it’s likely going to have changed so much over the coarse of it’s life through updates, that there is no singular version of how to have memories of that game. Maybe you remember a game early in it’s life, and don’t remember some big unpopular update that ruined everything. OR maybe you started playing that game AFTER the big update, and that’s how you feel nostalgic for that game, even if you can admit it’s flaws. And both versions of how you can remember that game would be valid.

But not Super Mario Bros 3. It is pixel for pixel exactly the game I played as a kid. Always will be. Plus, it’s Super Mario Bros 3. So that helps.

Why not make those niche communities here?

I mean, Steven Hawking didn’t work at reddit, but he did an AMA once.

I’ve never seen any of these dishes before.

I thought the silent generation was the ones who were the greatest generations parents, and adults in the 1920s. During silent movie era.

Spinster means a person so good at riding a bike, they got an award made of wool. Usually fashioned by unmarried women.

spits on your face

…did you say somethin’?

“We’re the greatest generation! We told our parents to shut the fuck up and stay silent, while we kick hitler’s ass. Our cups runneth over with booze, our cocks swing freely, and our children are booming! Like I said. We’re the greatest generation.”

Adding “and a christian” makes the rest of that sign redundant.

No no no. Bobby is in his 20s and runs a resteraunt. And Hank…spent time in North Korea. For some reason…

Always a catch…

Lepards ate each others faces!

Sorry. AI took your pizza making job. It’s now reccomending the newest popular pizza topping. Bleach.

Elon buying twitter wasn’t even on Elons bingo card.

I would jizz so god damned hard if he were being interviewed on CNN or MSNBC or ABC or whatever news, and the interviewer just straight to his face said your post, word for word, straight to his face.

Can I crowdsource funding to make this happen? I want this to happen. I want it televised.

But, then MAGA would judge trump as a beta cuck, who engages in sexual activities but isn’t allowed to get off.

Hey, I don’t make the rules. I barely understand them. These are their rules, but no matter how you slice it, they’ll have to move the goalposts to justify sleeping with a horse.

But those goofballs are the ones who created and maintain Lemmy.

I’m honestly surprised trump hasn’t in secret ordered someone to write “the Weinstein Files”. A set of “government documents” about Harvey Weinstein.

trump voice

“There. I did it. I released the Weinstein files. Everybody asked for them, and I provided in a great way! Now everybody is happy, and we can all stop asking for the Weinstein Files. Horrible things in those files. Lots of sex stuff. Filthy perverts. But it’s all out there now!”

“Hey, just callin to check in with ya! I’m sittin here with two breasts in my hands…chicken breasts! BIG HEARTY LAUGH!!!”

Ok. Say you have to pee. At what point does that cross from non-emergency to emergancy?