For using the cross-post functionality in lemmy so that my posts would only show up once in peoples feeds 😄

From writing a single song that 90% of people love and then immediately retiring

solving any of the millenium prize problems.

Doing something that saved a bunch of lives (or at least one) or prevented a lot of misery. I really dont want to be famous but if I have to be I would want it to be for something really beneficial to humanity

Ridding the world’s oceans of plastic.

Some scientific breakthru or something that still wouldn’t make anyone recognize me on the streets

Famous for being not famous

Humans finally realizing that they are part of nature/biodiversity like all other species on Earth, instead of ‘above nature’.

I doubt it’ll happen, ever, even though they are working hard to get themselves extinct.

Largest Euro-Millions lottery win 😀

All Star catcher in an amateur baseball league.

Queer advocacy

Circle jerking