quazar@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoWhat its like starting my career as a programmer...cdn.discordapp.comimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1543arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1531arrow-down1imageWhat its like starting my career as a programmer...cdn.discordapp.comquazar@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square49fedilinkfile-text
i just made this right now, after trembling at my first professional correspondence with an old highschool friend.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up64arrow-down1·2 years agoPsst, don’t tell anyone, but we’re all dumbasses pretending we know shit
minus-squareSquare Singer@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up36·2 years agoIf Stackoverflow and Google go down for a week at the same time, we are all out of a job. And the whole world burns.
minus-squaremintiefresh@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 years agoEveryone says ChatGPT can’t tell if it’s wrong. Well neither can I!
minus-squareSquare Singer@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoIf the answer is wrong, but nobody realises it’s wrong, is it still wrong?
minus-squareTimeSquirrel@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoYou’re hired! Welcome aboard here at the Boeing Company.
minus-squareSheltac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoSpeak for yourself. I don’t even pretend.
minus-squareRojoSanIchiban@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoHay! I know things!!! Like, uh, javascript sucks! Haha, amirite!? (But no really I hate js so much)
minus-squareDarkenLM@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoBetween JS and VB.NET, give me JS anytime, even if it’s ES3. But modern JS is way better than what it was a decade ago. It’s a pretty solid language now.
minus-squareRojoSanIchiban@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoGiven I have to work relatively often in legacy VB, I wholeheartedly agree. But I’d kill to be working in C# instead. Strongly typed is life!
Psst, don’t tell anyone, but we’re all dumbasses pretending we know shit
If Stackoverflow and Google go down for a week at the same time, we are all out of a job. And the whole world burns.
Everyone says ChatGPT can’t tell if it’s wrong. Well neither can I!
If the answer is wrong, but nobody realises it’s wrong, is it still wrong?
You’re hired! Welcome aboard here at the Boeing Company.
Speak for yourself.
I don’t even pretend.
Hay! I know things!!!
Like, uh, javascript sucks! Haha, amirite!?
(But no really I hate js so much)
Bruh, at least it ain’t Java
Between JS and VB.NET, give me JS anytime, even if it’s ES3.
But modern JS is way better than what it was a decade ago. It’s a pretty solid language now.
Given I have to work relatively often in legacy VB, I wholeheartedly agree. But I’d kill to be working in C# instead.
Strongly typed is life!
And we never stop pretending.