• JBloodthorn@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    Guns per capita, biggest fish caught, and hunting licenses allowed per year, most like.

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      2 years ago

      Oooo boooy, Alabama gets an extra Senate seat cuz Jimbo caught a monster catfish, with just his bare hands!

      That’s the kind of leadership and intelligence we need around here. Atta boy Jimbo.

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      2 years ago

      biggest fish caught

      Everyone lies about that so it’s not a reliable metric. I’d say fewest teeth per capita or just overall chewing tobacco sales.