I am also in support of banning Viagra as a performance enhancing drug.
Also ban glasses while we are at it. If god wanted you to see them tiddies he wouldn’t have made you near-sighted. Amen 🙌
I worry you are incentivizing them to just put their faces closer to the boobies
It’s anti-natural.
And wedding ceremonies continue to get weirder and weirder.
Are you supposed to, like, leave it in there or…?
Finger banging
I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.
The first thing that comes to mind is… 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that’s a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.
Could be all of the fingers at once too
If she askes for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It’s either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.
Haha omg… I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out… completely ruined it…
🤷🏻♂️ guess you had to be there… 😂
Eww. Just fucking eww.
narrator: please don’t place a ring in a woman’s vagina people
Notice he didn’t say who’s wedding ring…
Right? Not every day a public official outs themselves as a swinger. He also didn’t specify gender. I salute Russ Fulcher for his adventurous sexuality.
Wait, is wedding rings in the vag a swinger thing?
TIL.
But who was wedding ring?
Mmmmm, yeast infection…
I guess giving your wife a life long excuse to not have sex could be seen as a positive, in this case anyway…bro, wash your hands before you finger people please
Bro, consider not everyone on the internet is a man, and also that the joke was that he literally put his ring in her vagina, so my (or even his) fingers have nothing to do with anything (because I seriously doubt he was making a reference to fingering his wife)…
Rings are typically found on fingers, which get washed when hands get washed.
You’ll understand when you’re older.
The ring finger is a weird finger to use, just saying - Older Person
Russ Fulcher is obviously into fisting the vaginas in his life
I use it in tandem with my other 4 fingers.
Still, if I was planning an evening of sexy times that might get digital, hygiene considerations would include cleaning the ring separately (assuming the ring was going to be involved at all).
A proper manicure is super important.
Y’all, all genders are requested to wash their hands and jewelry before insertion!!
It’s implied the ring is on a finger. The finger on a hand. A hand that is washed.
This might be the issue. Unless you separately wash the ring, bacteria will almost certainly remain along the edges of the ring after washing your hands.
Oh boy! That’s my representative. I’m so proud /s
I did not wait for the link to load before copying lol
If infinite lemmings copied infinite links, they would eventually type the works of Shakespeare
Mmm look at all those trackers in that hyperlink. Delicious.
why did you do this to me
googleadservices is on my blacklist.
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