Anything is legal when you just ignore the law and make up the rules to suit your own agenda.

Don’t worry, friend. She’ll slide into your DMs eventually.

So cute! One of my cats does this too. I call it her business casual pose because it always makes her look like she wants to give me a quarterly purrformance review.

Oh no, how sad. Hang on, I’m sure I have the world’s smallest violin around her somewhere.

Not a game I’ve seen mentioned much, but I would recommend Whiplash if you like dark humor and 3D platformer action games.

That look in his eyes tells me he has a torture dungeon in the basement of one of his mansions.

I hear if we can get a third before the end of the month, those egg prices will start tumbling!

Sortor said, “THIS is the result of Democrats and legacy media calling Elon Musk ‘HitIer.’ SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE KlLLED.”

If that ‘someone’ is a nazi, I’m willing to look the other way.

If Trump is a king, then I suggest we show him the same courtesy that France showed Louis XVI in 1792.

On the bright side, I’ve spent the last month learning a lot about essential government agencies that I never knew existed. I just wish it wasn’t due to a real life PSA about how bad things get when the federal government is dismantled.

He’s not the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need.

Part II is really polarizing in the community, but I personally loved it more than the first. However, I found it to be far more depressing. YMMV, but it’s worth keeping in mind that you’ll want to be emotionally prepared going into it.

American here. You’re definitely not a moron. Too many of our own people are for not taking the orange idiot seriously. He may be tremendously stupid, but he has more than enough malice and greed to make up for it. And the people staffing his regime are honestly worse.

I wouldn’t want the wealthy to feel left out. Perhaps we should roll out the guillotines?

Since 2016, I’ve had people telling me he won’t do some of the worst stuff he talks about because congress would never let him. And then he does, and they do. I’m convinced that moving the goal post is the only way some people can cope.

Could also be the worm eating his brain.

He’s clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.

They misunderstood the assignment.

Listen, I’ve heard from a very reliable source that there is a concept for a plan.

I’d take my odds with the bottom track.