The Sonix Temudriver says:
Error: Division by zero calculated successfully. Unable to break infinity.
If I hit CTRL-ALT-ȩ̴̛̛͚̖̤͉͔̜̟͎͚̠̠̣͎̐̅̿͛̀́͜͝ͅs̸͎̼̹̱̗̬̻͕̺̺̰͚̬̜̰͈͈͊̋͊̀̉̎͒͗͐́̔̕̚͝͝c̴̪͍̃̂͛̓̔̕͝ I can switch to a parallel dimension. Maybe I’ll try rebooting there and then popping back here to change the localisation. Thanks!
hamburgers? Next you’ll be telling me to set the base time references in mm-dd-yyyy, lol.
“Labour’s slightly left of me, Reform is to the right, here I am, stuck right of middle I’m screwed.” - Rishi Sunak, probably.
“Right lads, 'eres the job: £134k bars of the finest, ripe for the taking.”
“£134k? Weight’s gonna be a problem. That Luton crew got done last year overloading with £90k of Yorkies.”
“Not a problem 'ere, lad, know what I’m saying?”
“… … … Buenos? Son of a bitch, I’m in.”
Or, AIs who are programmed not to lie will start writing, “Hi, I’m AI,” to avoid detection.
I work in a university. Our web based services bork surprisingly frequently after Chrome updates and the IT Helpline’s go-to response is ‘have you tried turning it off and on again Firefox?’.
I think the median average temperature is around 2,200°C.
The Earth has a radius of 6,371km, giving a volume of 1.08e13km^3.
A sphere of half this volume would have a radius of 5,057km. Within the Earth, this sphere would sit at a depth of 6,371 - 5,057 = 1,314km.
From this chart, the temperature at that depth is around 2,200°C, so half the volume of the Earth has a temperature above that, and half a temperature below it.
🎵 I saw Daddy killing Santa Claus, dressed up as a Christmas Tree last night… 🎵
618ml equates exactly to 600ml + 3% - maybe manufacturers add 3% on top because that’s the maximum allowable variance in quantities?
From a quick search, 412ml and 515ml both seem pretty common too.
Tonight on Whose Fault is it Anyway?..
You think a Gentoo user would appear in a comic with a graphical interface?
“Pleasure to meet you, old stringy man. Yes, I’d love to meet your younger, plumper family.”
“I have never shied away from tough decision. Our choices over the last week, opposed by the party opposite, will prove to be the right ones. Many experts are already predicting a golden future, with up to one million new homes built, and a new trade route to Japan.”
**Camera cuts to the swathe of destruction left by Godzilla**
Holy contrived punchline, Batman!
It was at that point Striker realised anyone on a phone would not be using a mouse.
But Mom, Jesus never had homework
“I’m not denying the craftsmanship or the ahem intended utility, but the conditions of your incarceration do not allow for an appearance on Shark Tank, Dr Lecter.”
You missed out Q Basic.
You’re supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.