NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRRRR

Sorry, different console. But I’m sure you had the same energy

IT’S NOT TOO LATE

HERE’S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN THE 2016 ELECTION:

no read ಠ_ಠ

only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ

I, too, crave sauce without borders

Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

Also, you can definitely criticize something whilst participating in it, even if you have a choice to abstain. Like I don’t have to eat spicy burritos, but when I do, I’m going to still complain that they haven’t made antacid suppositories. You can ask for a better life.

What if you’re a little more rocaille?

Did you just offer me cheese?

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

Bruh hold on he promised me I could feel his thing

Of course

Elon Musk has a dollar

He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar

Oh, like my caboose

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

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My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎