If you thought this was promoting suicide, you either don’t understand the connotation of a guillotine, or have been living under a rock for… <checks notes> the last hundred years

Am a chemist in your group. I read it the plumber way too. Took me several seconds to get it.

As a leftist chemistry teacher, I read it as “having attained union”, rather than “not ionized”, so YMMV with this heuristic

ETA: (also, yeah, I have excellent job security until all public schools are abolished in the US)

I’d like to read more about this. Explain?