But the thing is that it never works like that! Uhh look wall street just fucked up! Now I can afford my house! Finall…oh just lost my job. Ah never mind! I’ll just be here under the underpass. I agree, you can find a moment. It will be a Walmart moment. Think about it like Christmas waiting at the door for your PS 3 at 2am. Its just 2 of you waiting to bust thru the door and grab that PS 3. Then it’s 2:30am and you got 15 fellow gamers. At 5 am the line goes around the block and the TV helicopter is flying around so you can’t hear anything. 6 am you’re planning …I’m gonna go to the right! Surely the toy section! 7am! You bust in and you run to the right and see nothing, keep going, to the left, to the right! Found the pile! Run! Fucker run! Oh shit they’re gone! They’re all gone!..Walmart has another 300 in the back. They’ll put them up 10 by 10 to keep the frenzy going. Same here, the banks will soft land them selves into loan heaven… 1.2million! Can’t afford? Foreclosure! 800k? Sure…can’t afford? Foreclosure! 590k? Sure! Can’t afford? …the same house getting sold over and over to different fools. The only way around the game is to buy what you can afford and live in it until you die…then the game continues with other fools.

This is true but I personally am not gonna be selling my house for a low low price just because Hitler is the president.

That’s why I’m telling you, housing doesn’t drop. Fallout of 08…amature… Look, my parents bought a house for 75k back when I was just in highschool. We had been renting for a long time. My parents both are blue collar and made maybe 65k combined. But you see that? Income is almost the same as the price of the home? 15 years later I helped make the very last payments. My dad passed away only 5 years after that. Awesome retirement! Right? Fuck that! The house is now worth 1.2million. Uuu! Let’s sell it at the height! Yeah gonna make a ton of money! Nope, if you sell you won’t be able to afford the next one. Within months inflation leaves you in the dust. I bough a house down the road for 500k before your said 2008 hiccup. Now its 1.3million. And so are the taxes like 10 fold. You can’t own anything if you get sick or lose your job. Waiting for the “right moment” that’s what vultures. And I’m not criticizing you became when I bought my house everything around me was 700k. So a fixed upper for below market… Yey! 5 years of hard work that I’ll never get paid for. I’m on my 3rd house became I need to move around for my job. Go ahead tell me I should rent it out. I did that and learned how renters destroy because they don’t own so they don’t care. All the tariff stuff, that’s gonna send inflation up thru the roof so you won’t be able to afford when you think the right moment is coming. You’ll just be out on the street still waiting for the right moment. No. The best advice I can give you is to buy the most affordable thing you can be allowed to buy and work you ass off on it so you can upgrade. Once you own a house, you’re riding the market. Then you can move when the market drops… If you sell when the market is high. You think its high now? Then sell. LOL you can’t predict that market. I just hope that my kids are able to at least stay in our house and be able to pay it off one day. I’m in Washington state. Here taxes are like a python…ohh I can afford that! Goes up to your shoulders… Sure I’ll vote for improved roads and schools… Taxes double… WTF! Now you can barely make enough to pay rent and keep from freezing. And Californians read this and think…man I’ve gone without AC for a year before, just ride it out!..dude, go in the freezer and stay there for 6 months, let me know how that went. Make sure its plugged in. The other side! The one with the ice cubes!

That’s $300 more than I can spare.

I think he means billionaire assholes like him…asshole billionaires won’t be needed for anything in the future. So we’ll probably be reasonable and do the adult thing which is to properly discard them. Not the landfill. Nope. We should act local and have a proper billionaire incinerator. Sure a log will hear your home for an hour tops. But a properly dried asshole billionaire, that’s at least a good two hours!

Pika pika!

Funny…a blue man and an orange asshole, destroying the greatest nation to ever exist.

60k is nothing at all if your loan means forever being a slave until you retire and haven’t paid it all. I wish housing was a thing we could actually finish paying within our useful… Before 60’s lifetime. What the fuck do I need a new gazebo for when I’m 80? Screw that shit. I want it now.

LOL. We’re so fucked.

Okay. Whatever you say Mr. Let me know when that happens so I can get one too!

And they get a trial 90 license to fly a jetliner?

I’m looking at its photographic properties. Just commenting on the huge pile of…it cures this and that including HIV, a big huge lie from sick evil bustards. The real stuff says you can get pretty cool blue diarrhea from consuming it.

But it’s gonna be interesting all the way to the wild west.

I really don’t think that’s how it works. Like no one has ever sold their house below market to such an extent that one would run to buy it. That makes no sense. If you lose your house, it goes to the bank.

Fantastic!

Could a navigator run you over twice from different companies after they get fired from the first one?

We need a butt taxidermy contest. Well I assumed it was the butt.

Everything looks like a failed 3D print if you squint hard enough lol.

But do you give people a room gift? Or a house gift? Why not? I mean, your house or apartment has many rooms right? That’s the weird word use. Why not… Would you like to see it in your shower or on your bed or at the park or underwater?

I would bet Amazon is mapping your house. Using AI to figure out what you would buy.