I hope they don’t need an address. A well trained dog could figure that out real quick.

TIL: Santa’s little helper is actually his own prolapsed anus.

Hello, my name is clippy, by law I’m forced to announce when I move in the neighborhood. I live in that browser over there.

That’s right, all the evil is can strolled by one man for 4 to 8 years. According to law, there’s no recall option. Which is both stupid and untrue. I sure hope its something incredibly stupid and embarrassing. Enough to become classified and revealed 30 years from now when I’m in my death bed… “Oh it was a fucking peanut! I knew it! Now I may go in pace.”

…its 2035 and the ending of jeans as we know them. Today the birth of the unipocket marks the start of another page in crotch covering technology. We’ll no longer be bound by the primitive tubular jeans of old. Jeans with two small front pockets that wouldn’t cover anyone’s privates in the case, the oh so common zipper failure. No, no ziper, no flimsy buttons either. Those have always been weakness. The future is brighter than we could have ever imagined. That’s right! Front and rear screens covering every crotch on the planets. And a screen belt to hold it all together. And for the perpetualization of Victoria’s Secret, the new double circular scraw… A scraw covering every pair of tits on the planet! Imagine full crotch ads! Imagine all the profit!

China has this covered hands down. If you say Winnie, two mean looking Chinese men appear behind you.

He could technically deport fellow Mexicans to Gaza. Is that when we say stop?

Kevin! Did you help fill the donation box? Need some help?

Hello sir, I’m an not from the government and would like to show you something off in the distance for about 3 seconds if you will. Step forward where I’ve carefully marked the street with blue painter’s tape. Do not smile. Did you see it? No? Good!. Well what it is, its ah… Don’t worry about it. Good day sir. What are you talking about? I asked you to step where? I did no such thing. I’m just a normal person living in the city.

Only.

…1kilometer only.

Or 1km so far.

Yeah this is crazy stuff.

Two things to remember about that guy:

1)Trump is stupid

2)Trump is the president

Whatever we do, we all must work around those two things. Point 2 implies that he is not permanent, but who knows what the future might hold.

But not .world or .ml? I got an account in both and I didn’t know those places were disliked until I started getting automatic bans only for being in those instances.

Anyway, that’s why Lemmy is so good, just figure out later where you wanna go. The first thing to really understand is that one Lemmy instance is similar to Reddit while another instance is also similar to reddit but all instances are independent of each other and Lemmy is not reddit at all.

You can have a Lemmy purely focused on sex stuff while another might be about painting or maybe another is owned by a church or a bakery. The Bakery might like the church and the sex stuff. The church one might only be federated to the bakery and painting one. Its not just that an instances can have many different channels, but each instance can have channels with specific focus. Or even an instances for your local diy business or a 18 year old who rally wants us to see what’s in between his legs. Lemmy is definitely far from what reddit is.

Yes. This exactly.

Tesla doesn’t deserve to tarnish the great inventor’s name. Elon more specifically. But who knows, possibly the company’s management team are all mini Elons. The workers they are not at fault.

Here’s something we could fix:

We have no recall option! WTF! We should have such a mechanism. We should ask Congress to enact a law where we the people can recall the president via votes if we can collect enough signatures just like we are able to do for other things.

Ah yeah! The chunky guy!

Innie, meene, minie, moe! Must be this speech… Fellow Americans, by now, no doubt you have been sighting the alien ships arriving from space to rape our… What a wonderful word “rape”! Don’t you think? A handsome alien came to me the other day crying. Very tall muscular alien, only raped me a couple of times. He said to me, he said. " we would like to take your planet for ourselves ". So Elon Trump starts flights to Mars tomorrow. It gonna be wonderful. Just wait till you all see Trumpland our new country in mars. Beautiful place. And the women there also have the pussies. You know, they come from here, so they got beautiful pussies. They let you grab them if you’re famous.

Easy!