Coopers

At first I thought OP meant the recessions, 9/11, the school shootings, unattainable financial markers, the pandemic etc. but then I saw the games and yep those too

Might be a dumb question but why not just use Piped?

The changes in technology from 1984 to 2004 is mind boggling fast when compared to the minimal changes between 2004 to 2024

Bill Paxton just enjoying the high doesn’t surprise me at all

“Dad, terminators won’t like being shot in the face!” “Terminators will like what I tell them to like”

Rebatable to who? Unattended 2 year olds?

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote, The droghte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veyne in swich licóur Of which vertú engendred is the flour;

I’ve got 6 minutes of salary saved, this is adulting!

Keep Undawn outta your mouth!

Whoops

That’s the same smile the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had as he was destroying Manhattan

This always fucking bothered me but I assumed it was explained in a book or comic book

Kleen kanteen gang rise up!

Yep but instead of throwing them away in the trash can that’s across the house I toss them into the convenient clothes hamper and end up wearing them again

E-mails, checkin’ da emails

No one ever mentions the Narwhal users:(

In this economy!