It works, plus there’s just enough time to procrastinate anyways.

Who the fudge wears military medals with a cheap blazer suit and no tie?

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Good giffin, Dayn

I’m here all day, go on

3 flavors, all you can eat.

That’s why we slice 'em and dice 'em before they get too big, out here in flyover. Treacherous. Very large eyes.

How much is a “tiny little bit” of uranium? Asking for one of the Phosphene Girls. Is it enough to rest comfortably on a ruffled potato chip?

I feel deeply sorry for any hams who were just chattin about stuff.

Thank you, you are a true Tar

Prettier than a brand new luxury SUV. I sense the presence of an E-2 and a high interest rate.

Succinct, I would like you to consider becoming CVS’s next CTO.

No, it’s not. Helm’s Deep will hold as long as there are Francophobes to defend it.

The smell …go by the fresh, yeasty smell. Don’t trust your eyes.

The carefully stenciled “Z” may be in “Wonder Woman” font, but what’s behind it is still the same old bullshit.

🎤Wanna drive a lamborghini? Drink martinis? You betta work bitch🎤

It’s the Non-Credible Defense in me.

Ready…? DRRROP TROUUU!!! TASTEFUL AMOUNT OF MOON, towards hexbear

I think when we yell “five”, there should be a spirited booty shake.

Prolly a poly cotton blend. How sick is it to remind your hostages, “habib, we took photos of you in the worst moments of your life.” There’s something particularly bombable about that. Bombable= punchable, but for a bunch of men and all at the same time.