Your issue is that you’re trying to use Python. ;)

meh

Barely scratches the surface of SRV’s sound and feel.

This is more akin to if you sold a fatty food in a supermarket and someone died from being overweight.

No. It’s actually more akin to someone designing a supermarket that made it near impossible for a fat person to find healthy food and heavily discounted fatty foods and someone died from being overweight.