Sheesh, leave some for the rest of us to pick on, you savage!

So much visual clutter bullshit I stopped reading after the second paragraph. The web is dead.

Thank you for this explanation!

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Embarrassed I didn’t think of the classic “your mum doesn’t seem to notice any difference” before

As for your co-worker, ask him if he would be able to tell the difference in your masculinity if you fucked him.

I wish them success, but I’d rather see a new game!

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

DevOps on the resume, Sysadmin in my heart forever.

The argument for Buddhism in a nutshell

Full on Madhyamika gender

Well sign me up for that job that pays me for my fucking humanity

Exactly!

One time I was deleting a user from our MySQL-backed RADIUS database.

DELETE * FROM PASSWORDS;

And yeah, if you don’t have a WHERE clause? It just deletes everything. About 60,000 records for a decent-sized ISP.

That afternoon really, really sucked. We had only ad-hoc backups. It was not a well-run business.

Now when I interview sysadmins (or these days devops), I always ask about their worst cock-up. It tells you a lot about a candidate.

Hasten the day

As a Canadian I support having this specific image on our currency and coin

Exactly what kind of *ussy is “sussy”?

Oh no!

Anyway

Diary of an Appthecary is a real delight

Worked at a Borders in the 90s. We joked constantly about just sorting everything by size and colour.