I once had what I thought was a friend, but who was definitely a teacher. He joked that he brought a floppy disk to his school and his students asked who had 3d printed a save icon.

The first picture is brownies. The second picture is knees that are not brown, presumably because color blind people wouldn’t see brown in the world of this joke. It’s not really how color blindness works and, IMHO, not that great of a joke … But you can make it make sense if you try.

I bet there are magnets to allow that.

But… They’re not brown …

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

I’m glad you were here, because I never, ever … Ever would have gotten that.

That’s a fair assessment.

My ortho has recently requested that I have some imaging done on my back, but anticipates a surgery to fuse my vertebrae will be needed. After that, from what I’ve been told, I’ll primarily have to conquer psychological barriers.

As a kid, I once heard the theory that aliens are actually time travelers fucking with people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD6nxu8cNIA

I respect that, but I broke my ankle and it never healed properly. Apparently I subsequently injured my back (I have a severely bulging disk; not sure whether this is the result of my body or something I did). I’m not saying I’m not lazy - I am - but in this case my complaint is not the result of laziness.

That said, you basically paraphrased BoJack Horseman, and I approve of that.

My back just stopped me from walking down one stair (and I barely made it back from trying) and here you are calling ~4 miles a “short run.”

I don’t begrudge you that, it’s good that your body is capable, but jeez it’s hard not to be envious.

Maybe you’re just doing stand-up for the wrong crowds.

I thought you might want to know, I shared a screenshot of your previous response with someone and they said that you are consistently able to be hilarious.

I know that, but that’s a very unsatisfactory explanation!

Still, I do appreciate the response.

This is a better answer than any other I’ve ever gotten.

I know what one is, but I don’t know how they work.

Gotcha, thank you. I mostly code in bash or python.

What language is this?

Then you must be old, as am I. Though my obsession was Everquest.

Did you play Dark Age of Camelot?

Also, I require constant stimulation.

It was also apparently a song by The Ramones! I also thing it was referenced in The Simpsons (but what wasn’t).