Because I want to?

My bones haven’t hurt this much in a long time

Mac Tonight is back, baby!

Idiotic market reaction. Buy the dip, if that’s your thing? But this is all disgusting, day trading and chasing news like fucking vultures

Anything or anyone that Trump likes should probably be investigated

In 8 years you’ll get a visa gift card with 12 cents on it

I thought it was a morality tale about how people should not be greedy and instead find happiness in their life via their own means

A 'Murican werewolf in London Ohio

https://www.themelt.com/menu/melted-classics/mac-daddy

This is too three deep for me

It’s more like guidelines

More info here if anyone wants to read about the lost footage: https://web.archive.org/web/20210130023507/https://theunheardnerd.com/what-could-have-been-26-event-horizon/

Good catch, I stand corrected

Also the inspiration for the creation of stick-on googly eyes

I see two gains of rice in A1

To serve his country, Trump should leave the race

Thanks, I deserve to be modded -1 incorrect

Reject whale, join the kubernetes cluster.

We have fully automated gay space crashloopbackoff!

How about this really old talking tree guy?

Treebeard!

And the huge volcano mountain that is the source of the evil artifact?

Mount Doom, naturally