+1 insight

You loot the kobold’s body. You find a note that reads:

“Dear Krag, I miss you so much, and I pray for you to return soon. Our clutch of eggs is due to hatch, and more than anything I want the first thing they see is their devoted father…”

Minor penalties to chance to hit, movement speed.

Bonus to charisma.

Cool, I learned a Spanish word today!

“My god! What did you get?”

“Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.”

Thank goodness, an original joke instead of another re-tread.

You have been poisoned.

The real problem is once you get a taste for it, only 1,000 year old bottles will do.

Two monks were passing by a little pond where there were some ducks, and the first monk said, “Look at how happy those ducks are!”

The second monk said, “You are not a duck. You can’t know if they are happy.”

The first monk replied, “You are not me. You can’t know that I cannot.”

Look, I don’t make the rules.

Just the signs 😉

“What are you going to do, send me to super Hell?”

“Very well then. Right this way, sir.”

Strange – could’ve sworn I planted a DOGwood tree.

Or three!

Wait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?

Fair enough, and if all the outgoing traffic to Reddit is innocuous, then there’s nothing to hide. Not great if it is some kind of hub of an operation to influence Reddit.

Can’t fool me, I read the papers! Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated.

Or it’s an exit node for some internal network/VPN.

Which would be stupid opsec, but then again…

The Cosmic Slam.

Udderly content.