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  • I have two superpowers:

    Mosquitoes don’t find me delicious. When everyone else is getting hammered, they generally leave me alone. When I do get bit, the bites barely swell and they don’t usually itch.

    Rock star parking- Anywhere I go, I always check out immediately in front of the place I need to be. There’s almost always an empty spot, and if there isn’t there’s someone just leaving that I pull into. I dunno how that helps me fight crime, but it sure would be useful if I were a bank heist getaway driver.




  • sugarfoot00@lemmy.catoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldGenius
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    4 days ago

    Damn, I’ve heard jokes about quebecios being snobby with their French but that seems excessive

    It’s not snobby. From an anglo perspective, here’s how it plays out in reality:

    WAITER: Qu’est-ce que vous voudrais? ME: Huh? WAITER: What would you like? ME: {proceeds to order}

    …And life goes on.